♪ Christmas means joyful livin' ♪
♪ Christmas means family ♪
♪ Christmas means present givin' ♪
♪ Beneath the Christmas tree ♪
♪ Christmas means white snow fallin' ♪
♪ But all I see is blue ♪
♪ Because Christmas means nothin' ♪
♪ Christmas means nothin' without you ♪
Anna and the Apocalypse
We interrupt this program to bring you an important news bulletin.
The Center for Disease Control has recategorized the pandemic first thought to be a super virus strain of the flu.
It has now been determined to be a lethal pathogen seemingly capable of reanimating...
-Have you got your ticket for tonight? -Dad, I told you, I've got work.
-You deserve a break, love. -I don't need a break.
You won't be saying that next year when it's wall-to-wall lectures.
-You heard back from art school yet, John? -Uh, no, not yet, Mr. Shepherd.
-Is that normal? -Dad!
Sorry! I'm sure it'll be fine.
Hey, why don't you bring Anna to the Christmas show tonight?
I'm working! So is he.
John, you tell him!.
She can't, she's got to pay off that ticket.
-John! -What ticket?
-You said, "Tell him!" -I didn't say tell him that!
-What ticket? -It's nothing.
-I'll tell you about it later. -What ticket, Anna?
Just...
-I'm going on a trip, all right? -When? Where?
-Dad. -Well, I hope you checked when university starts, because...
I'm not going to uni!
I'm gonna travel first. Just for a year, or maybe...
Don't be so stupid!
See you inside. Thanks for the lift, Mr. Shepherd.
-You know this is going to hold you back. Where are you gonna go? -Australia first.
-The ticket's open. -Oh, well, that's all right if it's open, eh?
Think of all the beautiful places you could get mugged or killed.
Stop trying to run my life. I'm not a little girl anymore.
Well, stop acting like one! If your mother could see you now...
-I can't wait to get away from you. -Anna.
My parents went to Mexico, so I'm all alone.
I just thought it would be nice to spend Christmas as a couple.
That's fine. It's fine. Forget it.
My holiday gift donation.
-Wait! -Sorry!
Don't! I got it.
Do you need a hand with these, Steph?
No, my car's right outside.
-I guess we're all having a good day. -You all right?
Never seen your dad like that before.
-You think I'm doing the right thing, yeah? -Yeah, it's great.
Anyway... P.E. is calling.
More snowflakes! That picture's not straight.
Drawing pin missing, bottom left-hand corner.
Miss North! Dropped the homeless story.
-It's editorial. You can't do that. -It's a school blog, Miss North, not The Times.
Council sets our budgets, so we play nice. Hopefully, get some new computers.
With all due respect, Mr. Savage... I'm gonna go to Mr. Gill.
Be my guest! Headmaster Gill is all but gone.
Come January, this school is mine.
Oh. And as I told you before, park your vehicle on school property
and it becomes school property.
Give!
Withdraw your tongues!
-Anna? -Jesus, Chris!
Can you check this?
It's my showreel for Miss Wright. I'm not sure if it's ready yet.
Oh, no, I need to pee.
I don't have enough time to pee, do I?
See you at lunch.
Have a good morning.
Sure it will be the same as always.
♪ As I wake half-dead In the same old bed ♪
♪ At the dawn of another day ♪
♪ I feel chained and bound To this hopeless town ♪
♪ And I know I must break away ♪
♪ There's a world out there, Why does no one care? ♪
♪ Are they lost In the games they play? ♪
♪ So much they don't see But there's more to me ♪
♪ And I know I must break away ♪
♪ Oh, I've been lying, I've been cheating ♪ ♪ I've been fooling myself ♪
♪ Instead of fighting, I've been hiding away ♪
♪ I've been running, Goin' nowhere ♪ ♪ Put my heart on a shelf ♪
♪ And I don't want To live that way ♪
♪ Trapped in a moment ♪ ♪ Ready to fly ♪
♪ I've got to find my own way ♪
♪ Sooner or later, It ends in goodbye ♪
♪ We all have to break away ♪
Chris, your showreel is meant to tell us who you are. How would you like the world to be?
I don't know. Uh... More robots?
Look, you're a really talented boy. But you need something real to say.
And by tomorrow. You're already late.
♪ Oh, it's hard to hide When the truth inside ♪
♪ Rises up like a tidal wave ♪
♪ There's been something wrong now For far too long ♪
♪ And I know I must break away ♪
♪ Am I lying? Am I cheating? Am I fooling myself? ♪
♪ Why should they listen To what I have to say? ♪
♪ Am I just another nobody Like everyone else? ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't want To live that way! ♪
♪ Trapped in a moment Ready to fly ♪
♪ I've got to find My own way ♪
♪ Sooner or later, It ends in goodbye ♪
♪ We all have to break away ♪
♪ I dream at night Of my escape ♪
♪ How much longer Must I wait? ♪
♪ I feel it in my skin, the walls are closing in ♪
♪ I'm tired of living in these burned out buildings ♪
♪ Gotta shake the rust before I turn to dust ♪
♪ If I still had some faith I'd pray ♪
♪ Break away ♪
♪ Trapped in the moment ♪
-♪ Ready to fly ♪ -♪ Scared you might fly ♪
-♪ I gotta find my own way ♪ -♪ How can I get you to stay? ♪
-♪ Sooner or later it ends in goodbye ♪ -♪ Don't say goodbye ♪
-♪ You don't have to break away ♪ -♪ We all have to break away ♪
♪ Break away ♪
Anna!
Hey, Lisa!
What do you think?
It's like Narnia threw up over Oz?
-I know! -Hold still!
Four more cast members called out sick.
So we're going to have to change the running order, I'm afraid.
Please try to remember that a hand sanitizer is your friend.
Kissing on the mouth is not...
Your friend.
You two! Why aren't you up on stage?
-I'm not in the show. -Oh, yes, that's right.
Your father is doing my lights.
When he has finished cleaning the toilets, would you send him my way, please?
-That's not his job! -Anna!
It will be soon.
-Now where is my magician? -Here, sir!
I think it's about time we had a little chat about health and safety.
Everybody up on stage, please.
Now!
No, no, no!
Get back on stage this minute!
Flightless chancers!
-You are such a child. -A sexy child.
-Wait, no. -Goodbye, Nick!
Hey. Come on, come on. Don't be like that!
Look.
If you wanna hook up over the holidays, then...
Skip off.
Savage is losing it. He made Henry Lee cry cos he can't breakdance.
-Henry Lee has a prosthetic. -And he only has one leg!
Hey, guys!
Yay! Boyfriend
-Ignore him. -Ugh. He's such a prick!
I mean, yeah, he's got a body you could lick chocolate off But you'd have to have, like, no self-respect to even think...
I mean, um... Not you, obviously. The others.
Not that there's been loads, you know, it's probably all just rumors anyway. I mean, love me!
Hey, guys!
Chris. Uh...
I need you to film something.
Yeah? Cool. I'll film anything.
Savage keeps screwing with the blog. So, um,
I wanna bypass the school completely and do a video.
Uh... If we go to the soup kitchen tonight, I can have it in before Christmas and actually show people we have a problem.
No! It's the Christmas show tonight.
And I'm doing a special song about Santa!
Miss Wright said you need something real.
Um... This is real.
I promise I'll make it back for your song. And Gran will be there.
She's really excited to see you, Lis.
-All right. -Yeah! Thank you! Thank you! Cool.
Yeah, um... Let's see that asshole try and stop this one.
Uh... Bye.
Oi, Annie Lennox!
-Right. I'm going over there. -Power down your lasers, Iron Man!
He doesn't have lasers. They're repulsors.
Well, Nick doesn't need help being any more repulsive.
Plus, you know it's not like you could actually do anything.
Hey, did you guys hear what happened in science? Oh, my God!
Gemma Brand called Miss Hutchie a Nazi, then got all upset she was sent outside...
♪ No such thing As a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ What was I thinking? This is nae Disney I'm way off-script and losing the plot ♪
♪ Things don't work out that way, I'm not McConaughey turning the charm on or calling the shots ♪
♪ If this was a movie maybe she would be willing to share my world ♪
♪ I'm starting to realise sometimes the nice guys Don't always get the girl! ♪
♪ 'Cause no one ever tells you When you're young ♪
♪ Love's not like the books, The films, or the songs ♪
♪ We've been living in a lie For far too long ♪
-Sit down. -♪ And we're tired of pretending ♪
♪ No such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ Don't be mistaken, my heart's not breaking Let them all talk, I don't give a shit ♪
♪ Kill, marry, shag, It's all such a drag ♪
♪ I'm more than a last piece waiting to fit ♪
♪ I'm not a princess sat in a white dress Hoping my chance will come ♪
♪ Then I'm the problem, Don't want to solve them Just want to have some fun ♪
♪ 'Cause no one ever tells you When you're young ♪
♪ Love's not like the books, The films, or the songs ♪
♪ We've been living in a lie For far too long ♪
♪ And we're tired of pretending ♪
♪ There's no such thing As a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ I've got the one I want right next to me ♪
♪ I hope to God It works out perfectly ♪
♪ Oh, what if this was all Just meant to be? ♪
-♪ I want a love never-ending ♪ -♪ Your love is standing here ♪
-♪ It's not belief I'm suspending ♪ -♪ I'll never disappear ♪
♪ I'll get my Hollywood ending ♪
♪ No such thing As a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 'Cause no one ever tells you When you're young ♪
-♪ I want a love never-ending ♪ -♪ Love's not like the books, the films, or the songs ♪
-♪ It's not belief I'm suspending ♪ -♪ We've been living in a lie for far too long ♪
♪ We're tired of pretending ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ This is not ♪
♪ The story you've been dreaming of ♪
♪ The one where you get all you want ♪
♪ So stop your pretending ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
Fuck! Ow!
-You need me to call someone? -I tried. My girlfriend won't pick up.
-And my parents are in Mexico, so... -Wish I was in Mexico.
Sun, good food. Tequila...
5,000 miles away from your weird-ass daughter.
-Oh, I'd happily move my dad a few miles away from here right now. -Can you stop talking?
Try being moved an entirely different continent, dropped at the first opportunity.
At least you don't have a mom that's constantly on your case about every little...
I am sorry.
Oh! Sorry!
You smell like a shoe.
Christmas is fast becoming my least favorite "C" word.
You wouldn't be saying that if you were dressed like a festive legend!
You're right. Dressed like that, you look like a massive "C" word!
♪ My favorite dish is fish ♪ ♪ Mother flipper ♪
♪ And I eat it for the hell of it ♪ ♪ A nice bit of halibut ♪
♪ That's not the only fish They got ♪
♪ Mackerel Mackerel ♪ ♪ I could take more Than a snack-full ♪
♪ Salmon with some jam And I could drink it by the tap-full ♪
Four weeks of lunchtime rehearsals.
At least they're trying.
♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea, baby... ♪
Very.
-♪ Yo, fish is delish ♪ -♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea, baby... ♪
♪ But there's not enough fish for me ♪
Anyway, it's... Nice of you to help them out like this, Arthur.
We can't trust them to do anything by themselves, Tony.
♪ Snow is falling On the frosty ground ♪
♪ Christmas cheer Is spreading all around ♪
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ But I'm feeling so blue ♪
♪ There's a lack of presents In my stocking ♪
♪ And my chimney needs A good unblocking ♪
♪ Come on, Santa Dear, ♪
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ Let me tell you if You're feeling frozen stiff ♪
♪ My fire's burning hot for you ♪
Filth!
♪ Let me sit upon your lap ♪
♪ There's only one gift That I wanna unwrap ♪
♪ When you're near ♪
Pornographic, salacious...
Filth!
I'm going to kill her!
♪ I've warmed your milk And made your favorite snack ♪
♪ So come on over And unload your sack ♪
♪ Tie those reindeer up ♪
♪ 'Cause you may be a while ♪
♪ And I know How to make you smile ♪
Whoever's doing that, stop it
immediately.
I'm warning you.
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ Come on, Santa, give it to me. ♪
On, Dasher. On, Dancer.
On...
I forget the other ones.
Firebolt?
No.
-That's Harry Potter's broom! -Oh, no.
We can't hang out anymore. You're too sad. You've hit, like, peak sad!
Look, they were a very popular series of books, and...
Sorry, Mrs. Hinzmann.
All right.
Watch this!
Oh. John, wait.
Oh, tits!
-"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" -Shut up!
"I'll get you some ice!"
-I've so lost my job. -I know what'll cheer you up.
What? Assaulting a cleaner? Because it wasn't what I hoped it would be.
Mine's all squint now.
When I was little,
me and Dad used to have competitions, see who could make the best one.
Mum would judge. We stopped doing it after she died.
What if Dad's right and I'm just screwing everything up?
Look. You're gonna end up going to uni,
getting some fancy job, and having a stupidly-successful life.
It doesn't matter how you do it.
Besides... Big Tony doesn't need to worry. I'll come and visit you.
We can hike across the Outback.
That's a pretty long hike.
Well... I'll start running to school. Get fit.
-Deal? -Deal.
Dasher, Dancer...
Bashful?
That's a dwarf.
There's Olive.
You know. It's in the song.
♪ Olive, the other reindeer ♪
♪ Used to laugh And call him names ♪
Olive was a dick!
Shit wank!
♪ New morning ♪ ♪ Feels different than before ♪
♪ It's dawning ♪ ♪ This thing I've been waiting for ♪
♪ And I'm flying ♪
♪ My feet won't touch the ground ♪
♪ I'm ready ♪ ♪ For turning my life around ♪
♪ I'm waking ♪
♪ Spent too long playing dead ♪
♪ I'm shaking ♪ ♪ These blues out of my head ♪
♪ Not letting ♪ ♪ Anybody bring me down ♪
♪ I'm ready ♪
♪ For turning my life around ♪
♪ Hey It's a brand new day ♪
♪ And I'm miles away ♪
♪ I'm miles away ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ And it's a beautiful day ♪
♪ It's brighter ♪
♪ The haven streets are clear ♪
♪ I feel lighter ♪
♪ There's nothing left to fear ♪
♪ And I'm closer ♪ ♪ For a new world I am bound ♪
♪ Oh, I'm ready ♪
♪ For turning my life around ♪
♪ Hey It's a brand new day ♪
♪ And I'm miles away♪ ♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ Everybody's dying here To tell me how to live ♪
♪ But I'm not listening, I've got so much more to give ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
-♪ What a time to be alive ♪ -♪ Forget your troubles ♪
-♪ What a time to be alive ♪ -♪ Let go your woe ♪
♪ Live for today ♪ ♪ 'Cause you might be dead come tomorrow ♪
-♪ The town is glowing ♪ -♪ What a time to be alive ♪
-♪ Hearts are alight ♪ -♪ What a time to be alive ♪
♪ Hey It's a brand new day ♪
♪ And I'm miles away ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ And it's a beautiful day ♪
Hello? Can you hear me?
I'm a first aider.. I'm just going to turn you over.
Okay, mate.
Mate! Mate!
Call him "mate" again. It's definitely working!
-Stay here. -You stay here!
There's no signal.
Anna.
-That guy's a zombie! -There's no such thing.
Och! Right, because that's perfectly normal!
I can't believe this is happening.
This can't be happening.
-This can't be happening. -Use your inhaler.
-When was the last time you saw me with an inhaler? -Don't have a go at me, just because I said, "Use your inhaler."
-Because there's zombies! -That's stupid!
I never saw my mum this morning. Did you see your dad?
I should have just gone to the show.
Shit!
Maybe the Internet's still working.
-But we can't go all the way home. -Do you still have your work keys?
Come on.
Maybe it won't be so bad across town.
Potassium.
It's okay. It's gonna be okay.
Our parents will know what to do.
That's enough!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
The government will sort all this out.
I promise you.
We have an army base literally on our doorstep.
All that is required of us is that we remain calm and patient.
If anyone has any further questions,
I've set up temporary office space over there, adjacent to the fridge.
-I'll get someone. -Doctors can't fix it, dear.
Don't think your teachers could do much.
I'm just worried about Christopher.
He's seen, like, every horror movie. He'll know what to do.
Let's see who it is.
Go!
See? Told you it was them.
Have you been bitten? Show me.
They're fine.
Hey, guys.
-Did you guys break in? -Er... The back door was unlocked.
That's the cleaner's job. Oh. Although she might have been concussed.
So we were out filming the soup kitchen last night.
-It was really good, then... -And then somebody screamed.
Yeah.
-Hey, zombies, right? -I know!
Excuse Anna. She's in Egypt at the moment.
Because she's so far in denial!
You're not funny.
You guys heard anything?
The wi-fi's, like, a little bit spotty but, um...
check it out.
Further updates now on the unfolding global crisis.
Reports of mass infection with the as-yet-unidentified virus continue to come in from across the world.
- Sources at the UN... - Whatever.
Big firm has been doing weird shit for years. It's a cover up.
Further information and details of the evacuation programme can be found on social media.
Yeah, once it's safe, we're supposed to go to the school.
-So the school's OK? -Yeah.
And the Army's going to escort us out. How cool will that be?
-Shit! -What?
Justin Bieber's a zombie!
Also, search hashtag EvacSelfie.
Oh, no.
Well... We all deserve to go extinct.
Bollocks! He's definitely a zombie.
Robert Downey Junior has, like, a bazillion dollars.
He is in a hot tub right now,
surrounded by electric fences and models.
Yeah, but it just takes one personal trainer with a bite and then....
Iron Man lives!
All right.
-What about Ryan Gosling? -Doesn't matter.
Alive? Dead? The guy's still cool!
-Um... Taylor Swift? -Jesus, Chris!
Why would you even say that? Tay-Tay's fine!
-Yeah, all right, I was just... -She's fine!
Do you think Paris is still standing?
Yeah.
French don't take no shit!
Mrs. Hinzmann?
Let's bowl!
They're inside!
John?
What do I do?
-What do I do? -Like the movies! Destroy the brain.
Get behind the table!
Go, on three!
Three! Two!
-I said after three. -You said on three. Think about your words.
Think about your words!
Fuck off!
Fuck! Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Can you... Can you understand me?
OK.
This isn't fun any more.
Mr Savage? Is... Is there anything we can give Bea?
-Am I supposed to know who that is? -It's just 'cause she's got a bad heart, so...
Look around you, Miss Snow.
What do you see?
-Tables? -I see civilization on the edge.
And what does civilization do when it finds itself on the edge?
We help each other?
We prioritize.
I'm sure it's fine. They probably need to blow stuff up.
I don't think it's fine.
♪ Staring at a screen In a neon haze ♪
♪ Lost in this machine And I can't engage ♪
♪ We've become technology ♪ ♪ Made of code and binary ♪
♪ What the hell is left of me? ♪
♪ Tell me that it's not too late ♪
♪ How much longer must I wait? ♪
♪ I want to communicate ♪
♪ I need a human voice ♪
♪ Something that I can hold on to ♪
♪ In all this static noise ♪
♪ I need someone To break on through ♪
♪ I can feel the hook Dancing on my skin ♪
♪ Everywhere I look walls are closing in♪
♪ I can't stand this atmosphere ♪ ♪ I don't want to disappear ♪
♪ Help me make it out of here ♪
♪ How can we escape the blur? ♪ ♪ Get back to the way we were ♪
♪ Breathe a little easier ♪
♪ I need a human voice ♪
♪ Something that I can hold on to ♪
♪ In all this static noise ♪
♪ I need someone to break on through ♪
♪ I lay my head ♪
♪ On my pillow ♪
♪ And pray ♪
♪ That some day we'll talk ♪
♪ In that old-fashioned way ♪
♪ I can hear a sound ♪ ♪ Coming through in waves ♪
♪ And it feels so real ♪
♪ I need a human voice ♪
♪ Something that I can hold on to ♪
-♪ In all this static noise ♪ -♪ In all this static noise ♪
♪ I need someone to break on through ♪
♪ To break on through! ♪
♪ I lay my head ♪
♪ On my pillow ♪
♪ And pray ♪
♪ That some day we'll talk ♪
♪ In that old-fashioned way ♪
♪ There's so much to fear ♪
♪ In all this noise ♪
♪ Oh, all I want to hear is a human voice ♪
♪ Just a human voice ♪
-Shit! -What's wrong?
-The snow's gone. -Fucking hell, Chris!
What about the army?
See for yourself.
Everyone's dead.
People will still be waiting at the school. We just need to get there.
There's no evacuation coming.
-So, we'll get your car and leave town. -And go where?
Well, I don't know yet, but we'll figure something out.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. You can do anything.
I'm getting my dad, all right?
Yeah, and my Gran and Lisa.
I want to find my mum too... But how are we even gonna get past all the zombies?
I've just had the best idea ever.
This is the stupidest idea ever.
-We're all going to die. -We should play a game.
Take your mind off it.
-Helps me when I'm carsick. -'Cause this is exactly the same!
-Steph. -Yeah?
Um... Marry, shag, kill...
Zombie Miley, Zombie Rihanna, Zombie Beyonce.
-Kill them all, they're zombies. -No, play it properly!
-Marry Beyonce. -Why are you killing Rihanna?
-That's not what I said. -Well, obviously, you're shagging...
Is it a horde?
-How many is a horde? -Just check!
-Shit. -I swear to God, if he says it's snowing again...
Uh, better. Killer old people!
What...
the... fuck?
Yeah, an old woman's sitting on your face.
-Is she pissing? -You're fine. It's plastic.
It's warm plastic!
Shit!
All right, losers.
If you were going out, should've brought some muscle.
-Hi, John! -Hi, Nick.
Thought your big army dad would have pulled you a favor and shipped you out?
Don't talk about my fucking dad!
Show some fucking respect.
Says the guy who just murdered a whole bunch of grandparents.
Actually... can you get that on camera?
It's a bit of human interest.
Ah! You've been looting. Lovely!
Where is your dad?
He went to the base.
-I'm sorry. -Whatever.
Shit! Get back under!
Hiding's for pussies, John boy!
We are hunters.
All right, boys, what do we have here?
Are they, uh... excited?
They're idiots. So yeah, probably.
Ladies, why don't you get behind me? Yeah, groovy.
Mate, pass me that bat.
♪ The streets are chaos And the outlook is dire ♪
♪ Time for a hero To step into the fire ♪
♪ The world's a jungle And we're close to extinction ♪
♪ This is my moment And I'll fight with distinction ♪
♪ Rule one: stay focused Keep your concentration ♪
♪ Rule two: Have fun And use your imagination ♪
♪ No time for weakness When the undead are waiting ♪
♪ Tool up, get out there, And start decapitating! ♪
♪ When it comes to killing zombies, I'm the top of my class ♪
♪ While you've been hiding, I've been kicking some ass ♪
♪ I know the best form of defense is attack ♪
♪ I know what I'm fighting for ♪ ♪ I'm a soldier at war ♪
♪ Life is a big game when it's over, ♪ You're done for ♪
♪ I'm taking my aim For the maximum high score ♪
♪ Only the toughest Will survive in this arcade ♪
♪ So follow me, and you'll see Just how the game's played ♪
♪ When it comes to killing zombies, I'm the top of my class ♪
♪ While you've been hiding, I've been kicking some ass ♪
♪ I know the best form of defense is attack ♪
♪ I know what I'm fighting for ♪
♪ I'm a soldier at war ♪
♪ I'll crush, I'll chop ♪ ♪ I'll maim and I'll batter ♪
♪ Saving humanity Is no laughing matter ♪
♪ I'll stab, I'll slash ♪ ♪ I'll ground and I'll pound ♪
♪ When there's a job to do, I don't fuck around ♪
♪ When it comes to killing zombies, I'm the top of my class ♪
♪ While you've been hiding, I've been kicking some ass ♪
♪ I know the best form of defense is attack ♪
♪ I know what I'm fighting for ♪ ♪ I'm a soldier at war ♪
♪ I will fight for you ♪
-♪ I'm a soldier at war ♪ -♪ I will fight for you ♪
Come on, lads. We can't let the ladies go off without some real men.
If you see any who can get it up, Let me know.
There's only the bitches survive.
-Right, Nick? -Shut the fuck up, Graham.
Hey, so where are we going? Somewhere fun?
People...
People, you have to listen to me.
We have to hold out until help arrives. You have to trust me.
-I've devised a 12-point plan which... -The Army's gone, Arthur.
We're on our own. It's time to go.
We have emergency guidelines in place for a reason.
-We have to hold out. -Enough!
If you love this place so much, you're welcome to stay.
But I'm the headmaster.
I'm the headmaster.
I'm headmaster!
Come with us, Arthur. You can help.
Don't patronize me, you fucking janitor!
After everything I've done for you all,
this is how you treat me?
This is my school.
Reckon they'll use our stuff on the news? It'll make my gran so happy.
That's weird, isn't it?
I mean, like... You hear about riots and revolutions in other countries, but not here.
not in the High Street.
-We could die! -Hey!
Well, we could, though.
At least you won't be going anywhere anymore,
-so that's something. -What does that mean?
Well... It's different now. You can't just leave.
John, you're my best friend, yeah?
-You know that. -Of course.
John.
You're my best FRIEND.
Swap.
Besides, nobody's dying.
I'm going travelling and you're going to art school.
Yeah, because abstract impressionists are super important right now.
You really think you can still get away after all this?
Watch me.
Could go through here. Quicker.
Plus, it'll be fun! Right, lads?
Yeah! Certain death is so much fun!
Aw! Don't piss your pants!
-Pretty dark. -Yeah, it'll be the same out here soon.
Look. We go through here, we might make it to the school before sundown.
Come on. You know we've got this.
All right. Fun way it is.
Eh, can we vote?
Yeah. Here's your vote. Live or die?
After you.
On you go. Go!
Have a Christmassy Christmas!
Guess there's nobody gnome!
John!
That way.
Jake? Tibbsy?
Oh, fuck, guys!
-Where's John? -What are you doing?
-Where is he? -Come on! For God's sake, Anna!
-What are you doing? -Go, go, go!
Chris! Oh, no!
-My phone! -Are you fucking kidding me? Come on!
Move, move, move! Come on, run!
-That was so stupid! -I know.
-I'm sorry about your friends. -Yeah, they should have kept up.
You should have left it behind. It's just plastic and glass.
And all my photos and videos.
Lisa and Gran.
I need it.
They're alive, Chris.
You don't believe that.
You think your girlfriend's dead. And your parents.
You don't know what I think.
Fuck!
-What if everyone is dead? -Then you'll think of something.
You usually do.
It's actually kind of annoying.
We good to go? Or does John need to change his tampon?
I can really see why you find him so irresistible!
Shut up.
Come on.
Oh, by the way... I remembered the names of all Santa's reindeer.
-Oh yeah? -Yeah. You ready?
OK, ready.
So, there's Dasher, Dancer,
Comet, Vixen...
-Cupid... I know, right? -Cupid?
Prancer, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph.
Come on. Get up. Please.
Get up!
John! John! John!
John!
No, no! Leave him.
Leave him. He's gone. Leave him.
-He's gone. Leave him. -No!
Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No! No!
Hey! Your dad's waiting for you.
Yeah.
Holy shit!
Hurry up!
-What are you doing? -I am eating my Christmas dinner, Miss North.
I expect you'll all be wanting to see your parents.
You're very lucky children,
because they almost...
Left.
Thank you.
It's locked.
-What the fuck? -Do you know, Miss North,
for such a serious journalist, your vocabulary does leave an awful lot to be desired.
-You're a teacher, for God's sake. -Not so cocky now, are we, Miss Shepherd?
I can't wait to show your daddy what's left of you.
Savage. Please, please, please...
-Oh, God! Go! Go! -Pudding!
Run!
♪ Shut up, all you idiots You little shits should listen to me ♪
♪ Did I fail to mention Your attention's now obligatory? ♪
♪ All my life they told me I would never succeed ♪
♪ Put me down, controlled me, Made me follow their lead ♪
♪ Bought the lies they sold me for too long, But now I'm finally free! ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
♪ It took me time to blossom, I know ♪
♪ But I'm all fired up And I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now! ♪
♪ I knew that I would Make it somehow ♪
♪ And nothing's Stopping me now ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ All you little sleazes spread diseases In your infested beds ♪
♪ Always speaking, texting, tweeting Every thought that's in your vacuous heads ♪
♪ It's been so hard to bite my tongue While you fucked around ♪
♪ You just can't see the damage done It's all falling down ♪
♪ But youth is wasted on the young And now my time is coming around! ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now! ♪
♪ It took me time to blossom, I know But I'm all fired up ♪
♪ And I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now! ♪
♪ I knew that I would Make it somehow ♪
♪ And nothing's stopping me ♪
-Nothing's gonna stop me now -Hit it!
Nothing's gonna stop me now
I've been calling you all zombies for years!
Now fuck off!
Where's my dad?
Okay, come on!
I'll go get my car keys, you go find your dad and meet outside.
Savage!
I didn't mean it about your parents and stuff.
It's, uh... It's fine. I know how I am, so...
Well... Whatever happens...
You've got us.
Listen.
It's Lisa's song.
Chris?
Baby!
Savage, he opened the doors, and we had to run, and there was just so many of them.
But, Bea, her heart... But we got her up here,
but her heart was...
I'm so sorry.
At least she's not one of them.
Bye, Gran.
Shit!
Hey, don't worry. We'll find your dad, OK?
Dream team!
We're a lot of things, Nick, but we've never been a team.
Hey, it wasn't me, you know.
That night you stayed at mine. I didn't say nothing to no one.
-You think that's why I'm angry with you? -Well, yeah, obviously.
Nick, I don't care about the sex.
I'm angry with you because we shared all that stuff about our dads and the future,
and you acted like it meant something,
and then you just dumped me.
I trusted you.
Right.
That's it?
You are such a prick.
Hey, look. Just cos your little fuck buddy died, don't go taking it out all on me.
Don't you dare talk about John!
What have you ever done that wasn't just about yourself?
Killed my dad.
He got bit.
So he gave me the bat and he said,
"Don't you let me down, son.
You do the right thing, for once."
So I...
Fuck!
Right. Enough of this pansy bollocks.
-Shit! Right, I'll hold them back. -No, we stick together.
Gosh, you're hard work.
Hey! Zombies, this way, this way! Look at me! Look at me! This way!
That's it! This way! There you go! You ugly bunch of bastards.
Here! Nice juicy arm? Come on!
-Don't just stand there like a dick! Go! -For fuck's sake, Nick!
Just go and get your dad, yeah?
♪ When it comes to killing zombies, I'm the top of my class ♪
Where are the keys?
He's always taking shit off me and putting it in his office.
-You two, stay here. -No.
It's fine.
I've got this.
No, wait, wait, wait. Look.
Okay.
Fuck this place.
What are you doing?
Go!
Go on! Go!
Crawl out.
Get off him!
Stop! Get off!
Get off her!
What do you think?
I love it.
Anna! Run!
How on earth are you still alive?
Showing off, I see. Quite the leading lady, aren't we?
Well... The stage is all yours.
Why don't you give us all a show?
♪ It's been said, "The world's a stage" ♪
♪ "And everyone must play their part" ♪
♪ Well, if that's true, I'll act With all my heart ♪
♪ I'll take my cue to go ♪
♪ Stand 'neath the spotlight's glow ♪
♪ And give them one ♪
♪ hell of a show ♪
♪ There are some things in life That you just can't control ♪
♪ But I'm ready to fight I was born for this role ♪
♪ I'll do all I can Before I go to my grave ♪
♪ There is good on this earth ♪ And it's worth trying to save ♪
♪ Well, Miss Shepherd, You're so wrong. You don't have a clue ♪
♪ A purge on this species Is long overdue ♪
♪ All humanity's broken Our story is done ♪
♪ As the set catches fire, Might as well have some fun ♪
♪ So raise the curtain Hit the lights ♪
♪ Strike up the band For the final night ♪
♪ And if it is my time to go ♪
♪ I'll give them one hell of a show ♪
-♪ You're a silly, weak girl ♪ -♪ You're a mad man ♪
♪ I guess the truth can be Hard to hear sometimes ♪
-♪ You've been losing your mind, and it's sad, man ♪ -♪ No, I finally see where I once was blind ♪
♪ And I have never Felt so much bliss ♪
♪ Oh, how can you Take pleasure in this? ♪
♪ Raise the curtain Hit the lights ♪
♪ Strike up the band For the final night ♪
♪ And if it is my time to go ♪
♪ I won't waste a moment, I know ♪
♪ I'll give them One hell of a show ♪
♪ One hell of a show ♪
Group hug.
Dad. Just leave it. He's not worth it.
You roly-poly, pig-faced pleb!
Dad!
No, please.
Please.
Dad!
No! No! No!
Come on! We've got a car.
Dad?
No.
No!
Dad. They've got to be working on a cure.
It happens too quickly.
I can't come with you.
-I don't know what to do. -Yes, you do.
You do. Just like always. God... If your mum could see you now.
-I'm not crazy about your boyfriend, though. -He's not my boyfriend.
Well, there's some good news.
-You need to go. -I don't want to.
Please. For once in your life, don't argue with me.
-Do you want me to help? -No.
Don't.
He's right.
I am...
...so proud of you.
Now go. Bugger off!
Anna, come on, we have to go.
Merry Christmas, Dad.
Merry Christmas, Anna.
♪ When I look back ♪
♪ Over my yesterdays ♪
♪ I was so sure ♪
♪ Certain I'd find my way ♪
♪ But now the world ♪
♪ Oh, is such A different place ♪
♪ All of my dreams ♪
♪ Are gone without a trace ♪
♪ Where is the light ♪
♪ That used to shine? ♪
♪ Oh, where is the life ♪
♪ That once was mine? ♪
♪ But while there's hope ♪
♪ Oh, while I still breathe ♪
♪ I will believe ♪
♪ There was a time ♪
♪ Nothing could hold us back ♪
♪ Hard days were bright ♪
♪ Before this earth turned black ♪
♪ But now my faith ♪
♪ Feels like a distant ghost ♪
♪ I lost the things ♪
♪ I used to need the most ♪
♪ Where is the light ♪
♪ That used to shine? ♪
♪ Where is the life ♪
♪ That once was mine? ♪
♪ But while there's hope ♪
♪ While I still breathe ♪
♪ I will believe ♪
♪ All of a sudden the blood in my veins runs cold ♪
♪ Thinking about all the days that I just let go ♪
♪ If I had reckoned the seconds would slip from me ♪
♪ I'd have paid twice of the price for the memory ♪
♪ For the memory ♪
♪ Where is the light ♪
♪ That used to shine? ♪
♪ Oh, where is the life ♪
♪ That once was mine? ♪
♪ But while there's hope ♪
♪ While I still breathe ♪
♪ I will believe ♪
♪ But while there's hope ♪
♪ While I still breathe ♪
♪ I will believe ♪
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Boom! Saved your life!
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